A great picture sent in by one of our bowls club members, Stuart Chalmers, of his new front-door sign.
He said it will remind him of the time he was getting a bit of flack from the skip in his team during an especially tricky end.
As he went to play his last bowl he paused and shouted up the rink “Where’s my nearest bowl?”.
“In yer ******* hand!”, answered the skip….
